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"This is just all way too much at once", protests Lawrence, nearly shouting. "Here I am expected to believe that some blonde teenage little smartass is actually Jesus Christ, himself, has magicaly teleported me and the rest of us to heaven knows where in some ritzy looking mansion where now I have to sit here without cellular service and listen to the likes of you as you completely humiliate me in front of people I don't even know and one of them happens to be my professional client. This is all way beyond the pale. I demand to see and speak to your parents or adult guardians, and I plan to use every force of the law to make sure that you answer for this." "Both my earthly parents are right here, among us, if you wish to speak to them about this matter, Lawrence. In the meantime, you might try to ask yourself just how anybody, outside of Jesus Christ himself, could possibly know all those intimate details about your past. And speaking of which, I would like to continue. Your girlfiend, Sarah, was able to find someone, her best girlfriend, Melanie, actually, to take your place on her vacation. She actually did bankroll the whole thing as a birthday present to her soon to be fiancee, who only turned out to be one cheating little weasel. I believe it was just ten days or so ago when..." "That's enough", he shouts in a fit of rage, but without even having to raise his voice, the young Jesus is already calmly and serenely speaking over him and drowning him out. "It turns out, that one of your male conquests in the gay steambath you were frequenting, I believe those places are also known colloquially as, the Tubs, anyway, that this young swain of yours with whom you had a five minute tryst in the Tubs was particularly smitten by you and actually followed you home one night. You were already in bed when he rang your intercom, but Sarah was still up. She wasn't sure what to make of this person, so she went downstairs and had a most illunminating interview with him through the front door of your apartment building..." "That's enough", says Lawrence, but now it sounds more like a whine than a roar issuing out of his mouth.. "The young man's name is Damien. He is one of mine, has wandered far from me, and soon, thanks to your contact with him, a new fissure has just opened up for him to return to Me... being your Redeemer also gives me the power to turn almost any sinful or disobeient act into a process of redemption." "Wait a minute", says Carl, "You actually gave this guy you just met in the Tubs your address?" "Damien already knew Lawrence. They had been to university together and on occasion had visited Lawrence and Sarah together in their apartment. For drinks. Nothing else..."