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"Of course there is also the problem of family racism, since your sister married a Filipino-Canadian. Your mother, Lawrence, adores her new son-in-law. Your father, not so much, but he is being brought to repentance. And that is something you simply will not admit, not even to yourself, but when you were told that your new brother-in-law is Filipino, which is to say that he is not Caucasian , you simply went silent, and chose to ignore it all and have a lovely weekend full of unprotected sex with your girlfrend Sarah at Whistler. I am bringing this up, my dear Lawrence, because Sarah is just about to discover that she is pregnant with your children. Yes, I said children, because she is carrying twins, Two boys. Identical...