1805

Fortunately for everyone, Sven, you were raised by Caspar. The love and care that he showed you completely confused the wiring in your brain and soul that had been placed there by your father the dark lord, because it was impossible for you to follow through competently on his orders to commit evil. Even when you were stationed in England in order to sabotage the efforts of the enigma machine, instead of following through on your orders you fell in love and got into a steamy and prolonged love affair with none other than Alan Turing, the famous and homosexusl decoder of the Enigma, and he was not about to tell you one blessed thing. The Allies won the war and your father called you in for your punishment, which resulted in you being expelled from his presence in exile. You resettled in Sweden and soon launched your career as a university professor of anthropology. Much later, still impossibly youthful, you married, and became a father....