"Look. you guys both have first pick of my condo if you happen to like it. No one will track you down there."
"Except for Erik's sister and her creepy alien boyfriend", says George.
"It isn't you they're after."
"I don't much fancy the idea of living downtown", says Jeffrey, really piling on his British upper class schoolboy charm, then he yawns and stretches languidly, "I have come to rather prefer life in the country."
"Have you guys talked bout turning Anglican", says François.
"From pope Francis, to pope Lizzy", says George, "I really don't think so."
"That is actually why my parents converted to the Catholic faith before we immigrated from the UK", says Jeffrey. "Dad couldn't stomach being in a church headed by British monarchy."
"Especially with Charly taking over once Lizzy croaks", says George.
"Wait a minute", says Carl, "Didn't he once tell Camilla that he wanted to be her own personal Tampax?"
"Exactly", says George. "Who in their right mind would want to join a church headed by that?"
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