Tuesday 25 June 2024

The Peacock 1283

 "And after that the coyote eats the roadrunner", says Jeffrey.

"First he has to cook him", says George.  "How do you think the coyote would cook his roadrunner?"

"Roasted in the oven," says Carl, "with turnip and chestnut stuffing.

"He would have to pluck him first", say I.

"Before that he would have to kill the roadrunner", says George.

"How do you think he would kill him", says Jeffrey.

"He'd first ring his neck then chop off his head", says George.

"Chop off whose head?" says Francois, leaving the outhouse.

"Long story", says Carl.  "Are we ready to go back?" he asks me...

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