Monday, 30 September 2024
The Pecock 1381
Sunday, 29 September 2024
The Peacock 1379
Saturday, 28 September 2024
The Peacock 1378
Friday, 27 September 2024
The Peacock 1377
Thursday, 26 September 2024
The Peacock 1376
Wednesday, 25 September 2024
The Peacock 1375
Tuesday, 24 September 2024
The Peacock 1374
Monday, 23 September 2024
The Peacock 1373
Sunday, 22 September 2024
The Peacock 1372
Saturday, 21 September 2024
The Peacock 1371
Friday, 20 September 2024
The Peacock 1370
It isn't that late, and our guests have all gone home. Sarah with Carol to her townhouse, and Dorothy with Chelsea to her stepdaughter's grandmother's house next door. Carl and Jesús have volunteered along with George to do the cleaning up, leaving Jeffrey and I in our armchairs. He is scrolling on his phone, something he hasn't stopped doing since shortly before everyone left I am thumbing through some more pages of Karen Wilson's autobiography. I am wondering about reading together, but somehow I don't think anyone has the attention span, not after what we have all been through today. Let's see, Carl's mama is still very sick in hospital and her friend has just died. We narrowly rescued Jesús from getting extorted by his Ukrainian slumlord as well as getting his brains smashed out by his baseball bat. Said landlord gave us the chase then killed himself in the pursuit, and we escaped the scene of the crime and ended up in a pot bakery and café on the Drive were everyone except me got totally baked on cannabis cookies. then back at home for a meltdown from Dorothy and a prematurely smashed piñata, followed by some of the most delicious liqueur chocolates I have ever tasted. Yes, just another average day in the life....
Thursday, 19 September 2024
The Peacock 1369
The evening has taken on a sombre tone that no one seems able or willing to climb out of. Twice, while eating bonbons, George has attempted some forced jollity about getting drunk on the liqueur they contain, and Jeffrey has managed to contain him with one artfully hissed, "Please!." Dorothy seems calmer and has been telling us all about how with Chelsea and her Mom they all started a new life here in Vancouver and how they began their store, Magic, now an iconic landmark in Granville Island. She seems more tolerable now, even likable. I would imagine that her annoying behaviour was simply bottled up tears and grief. Something I know only too well. And Carol has announced that next week, we are all invited to her townhouse for a private recital she wants to please as with from her baby grand...
Wednesday, 18 September 2024
1368
"You miss Mommy, don't you", murmurs Chelsea in Dorothy's ear. Both women appear pale, distressed and forlorn.
"I miss her terribly. We both miss her", says Dorothy,.calmed to a sustained whimper.
"Is there anything I can do to help?" say I lamely to the two vulnerable sad women.
"Can you put the candies in a bowl", says Chelsea. "There should be plenty for everyone."
"Yes", echoes Dorothy, "Plenty for everyone."
And I find in the buffet a big cut crystal bowl into which I dump the candies, where they glisten in their individual foil wrappers, purple, green, blue, orange and gold
"Come sleep in the house tonight, Dorothy. I don't want you to be alone tonight. I don't want to be alone tonight."
"Yes, that should be fine, Chelsea", she says, now composing herself. "We'll both sleep tonight in your grandmother's house."
"Candy"? says Chelsea, placing a gold wrapped bonbon into the open hand of her grieving stepmother...
Tuesday, 17 September 2024
The Peacock 1367
Dorothy is seated on the couch, flanked by Carol and Chelsea, a look of horror having seized her face. Then she says in a flat and toneles voice, "My piñata" George, Jeffrey, Jesús and Carl, have all been scooping up the scattered candies. And now Sarah gets up off the chair, kneels down and begins to pick up the broken pieces and shards of the fallen piñata. I run into the kitchen and pull a plastic bag from under the kitchen sink. Back in the living room, I hold out the open bag
"You guys." No one seems to hear me at first. Then, I shout, "You guys!" They all stop except for Jesús, who wants to harvest the very last of the fallen bonbons. "You too Jesús."
He looks up at me stupidly from the floor. "In the bag, every last one of the candies. Right now. " And they all obey without cavil.
"Dorothy", say I, presenting her the bag, "I am so sorry for what just happened. here are all the candies that were in the piñata. She holds the bag on her knees and suddenly starts weeping, a thin keening wail ascending from her mouth. Chelsea and Carol both support her with arms around her shoulders. Slowly she gathers herself.
"I am so sorry for all the fuss I just made. "i am so dreadfully sorry", and she begins to convulse with sobs. François has just brought her a glass of wáter. I am crouched down in front of her.
Monday, 16 September 2024
The Peacock1366
From Dad´s tool drawer in the kitchen I have been able to source everything, hooks, nails, string and a hammer. Dorothy seemed to be expecting that we would provide everything. With help from Francois and Carl, and much coaching from Dorothy, for whom the piñata must be suspended just-so (I think I already dislike her). And there it hangs in the living room, like an ostentatious, mutant Christmas star, waiting to be smashed to pieces.
"I brought blindfolds", says Dorothy.
"We are not blindfolding anyone", say I.
"but we want the experience to be authentic."
"But we are not having any broken ankles or bruises in this house."
"It cannot be done without blindfolds", she reiterates.
"It is being done this time without blindfolds."
"And who died and made you God." And it is clear the dislike is very mutual.
"This happens to be my house you are in."
"Typical toxic male patriarchal bullshit."
And now I have snapped.
"You may leave now." The words have escaped from my mouth in a quiet roar.
"Not without my piñata", she grumbles, almost in a whine.
Francois climbs up on a diningroom chair with scissors. The piñata crashes to the floor and shatters in countless pieces and now we are all scrambling to scoop up the liqueur chocolates like treasures found surviving in the ashes....
Sunday, 15 September 2024
The Peacock 1365
"Who are you to speak to me like that!"
"I am the director of this fledgling community, if you must ask."
"Says who?"
"How many guesses would you like?"
Now we are both silent, as though both absorbing the impact of my last statement, because to this moment, I have never imagined myself as director or leader of anything.
"You're right", she says suddenly. "how could I have not seen it? Especially the way you handled everything today. only God's anointed leader could have acted with such wisdom and integrity."
"I didn't even know it", say I. "Only now."
"Hey Chris", calls Carl from the living room. "We need your help stringing up the piñata..."
Saturday, 14 September 2024
The Peacock 1364
"No."
"But please think about it. This guy needs help. He could be in danger."
"He puts people in danger. Sorry, not going to happen."
"Could you please pray about it, discuss it with the others?"
"We are already unanimous. and I cannot in good conscience put you in that kind of danger, Sarah."
"I want to help him. I could help him."
"Get over your self-importance. And anyway, he will probably find his way back here. we are not done with him yet.."
"He was calling out to me for help."
"And you believe him."
"I have to. When I came to Christ it was with the understanding that I was to turn nobody away."
"And once you have learned your limits, perhaps then you will also learn some humility..."
Friday, 13 September 2024
The Peacock 1363
"Carl thinks he's Nephilim."
"What would that be?" I have just returned from the kitchen with two cans of aranciatta rossa and a couple of glasses full of ice.
"a hybrid half angel and half human. it's based on a sketchy account in the opening chapters of Genesis, just before the Flood, when the so-called Sons of God came down to earth in order to breed with the so-called daughters of men, in order to produce a race of supernatural beings, giants, all bent on evil and destruction. Apparently they were all wiped out in the Flood."
"I'm not sure what to make of that."
"He was sent to the island, where he encountered the kid Jesus, who cared for him for some time, but apparently didn't cooperate, so that when he left he was going to be causing more harm. And he has."
"I want to see him", says Sarah.
"You can't be serious."
"Chris.." and now Sarah as well as Carl is calling me Chris..." Could you please give me your ex-wife's email, i want to see if she could put us in contact..."
Thursday, 12 September 2024
The Peacock 1362
"How long ago?"
"It would be the day before you arrived. In the morning, when I was on my way to work in the gardens, I saw this tall handsome blonde man standing idly in the driveway. I approached him with some caution and asked what he wanted. He stood very tall, kind of glaring at me, then he suddenly looked very unsure of himself. All he said is "you are a high priestess. And one day you will help me. Tomorrow arrives your new friend. Together you can help me." Then he walked away towards the road.
"and that was it?"
"That was it." After swallowing another morsel of ratatouille, Sarah says, "I was wondering, Christopher, could it be that he really isn't a danger after all?"
"What do you mean?"
"I thought he looked fragile. Like he was appealing for help. Well, he was asking for help. I was wondering..."
"Wondering what we might do for him?"
"I never thought of it."
"You said he was hospitalized more than once. mental health. He must be fragile.."
Wednesday, 11 September 2024
The Peacock 1361
"This monster is after your brother-in-law. Perhaps you could fill in a few blanks for me. First, I didn't know you were married.."
"Was married. My ex-wife, Greta, has been back in Sweden for years now and is also in collaboration with Sven Lindstrom, this monster I was telling you about. Erik, her brother, and I have always been close, and he just arrived here a few days ago to escape from his sister and Sven because they want to completely control his life, but Lindstrom flew out here against covid protocols, and fortunately they tracked him from the airport then took him into custody before he could do any harm here. We just heard on the news that he has just been flown back to Sweden where he is in forensic custody. even though I called him a monster, he appears quite presentably human, actually he is a filmstar gorgeous, taller than average Swede who never seems to age. I met him myself back when I was around twenty or so, when he was trying to get my friend Kenny under his power, but Lindstrom had a mental health collapse and ended up several weeks in the mental hospital in the medical centre of the campus here. i visited him with Kenny
"Was he ever at the mansion?"
"Yes. Several times over the years."
"I believe I did see him, once. I talked to him..."
Tuesday, 10 September 2024
The Peacock 1360
More fool you."
"And just what do you mean by that." and now Sarah is taking the chair of the grand Inquisitor. Something she seems to be rather good at.
"Last weekend, at the mansion, were you present when Jason was telling his story?"
"I seem to remember that he was a stage actor, and at a party met some guy who took him on a little holiday to an island near Saanich."
"And that's all you remember?"
"Well, I must have dozed off, or blanked out or something. But no I don't remember."
And now I have to recount to her, in exasperating detail:
"He found his way to a large mansion at the top of a hill on that island where he was cared for by a beautiful teenage boy. This kid took care of him, looked after him, and taught him for several weeks before he returned home. He had forgotten everything that had happened to him, until just that same day when he told us what he remembered. In the journal of my friend Kenny, now deceased, he wrote about this scary entity that was stalking him, this being that was part angel and part human, and extremely flawed, and he told my friend about having been on the same island, in the same mansion and accompanied by the same teenage kid. Then last night, when that same monster had found his way here from Sweden in order to abduct my brother-in.law, and tried to break into this very house, I was asleep and dreaming on the couch of that same kid. And then this morning, while having coffee with Chelsea next door, she said she heard the commotion, looked out the front door, and that very same kid approached her and gave her a rose. And then there is today. So, what else do you want me to tell you...
Monday, 9 September 2024
The Peacock 1359
Fortunately no one else wants a drink. Everyone seems more or less happy right now. Everyone has someone to chat with. Except me. I rather like it here at the dining room table, where I can randomly pick at the leftover ratatouille, half of which has been disembowelled, leaving it appearing as something very forlorn and desolate. And delicious. Sarah is coming over, but not with her plate. She pulls up the empty chair next to me.
"You look lonely"., she says. And that is like Sarah. All kindness and consideration for others, even if she ends up having to kill you in the process. And I am feeling lonely and left out, even though I am not going to admit this to her.
"I thought I should leave Chelsea and Carol and Dorothy to chat together. They seem to have a lot to say to each other." And she isn't going to admit it either. "So good of you to have us over like this. What, you're still hungry?"
"This stuff is so delicious and look how much is still leftover."
"Don't mind if I do", says she, picking up a stray fork and picking her own sample.
"How are you doing?"
"I'll be glad when this day is over."
"It's been very intense. We all seem to be living in epic proportions these days." She thoughtfully gourmandizes on some more ratatouille. "What happened to the baseball bat."
"and Jesús' keys?"
"It's all over the news."
"I already told you."
"You expect me to believe that some magical teenage kid appeared, 'demanded the bat and keys, disappeared, then somehow put them in that guy's truck then vanished again."
"You're expecting maybe a rational explanation."
"I have a very logical mind..."
Sunday, 8 September 2024
The Peacock 1358
"We're teetotalers", says Carl . "Dammit!"
"Except for cookies", says Jesús.
"You know the word teetotaler", says George.
"Yes. I learned it from Sarah, today in the car."
"Yeah, we all got pretty baked", says Carl.
"A thousand pities you didn't save us any", says George.
"Would you like some San Pellegrino with ice?" say I to Dorothy.
"what flavour do you have?"
"Blood orange and lemon."
"I will have the lemon", she says.
"and the lemon you will have", say I, jumping up and heading to the kitchen.
"and the lemon she will have indeed", says Carl, laughing.
"Anyone else..."
Saturday, 7 September 2024
The Peacock 1357
"If you don't like the name, then why are you smiling", says George.
"I have long been in the habit of smiling about things I don't like. After our shared career you-know-where, I am sure you are among the last of persons who need explaining-"
"Touché", says George.
"whatever are you two talking about", wonders Chelsea.
"Our shared history with the monastery", says Jeffrey, smirking
"Oh yes, that is right. You are all Catholic priests."
"Ex-Catholic priests." corrects François.
"and we are not discussing this any further tonight", says George.
"Were you excommunicated", asks Dorothy, who doesn't appear to have a great gift for tact. In fact, I am really struggling about whether I could like her.
"I believe you heard us the first time", says George, who this time is not smiling.
"If you mean the Westminster abbey in Mission, I was actually there on retreat last year with my meditation group", says Dorothy. "Wonderful place."
"How long have you had your store", says Carl, determined to shut her up about the abbey, the Catholic Church and the priesthood.
"How long would that be, Chelsea? You were fifteen when we came over here from the UK, and I think we opened Magic just two years later, and right now you would be thirty-four. So seventeen years. And of course, I can understand your desire to leave the Catholic Church, because despite the lovely abbey and suchlike, religion is all total bullshit."
"More ratatouille for you", asks Jeffrey.
"Maybe later. I would fancy a glass of wine if you have any..."
Friday, 6 September 2024
The Peacock 1356
Dinner is an absolute hit. Jeffrey has treated us to a ratatouille with tofu and smothered in emmenthal. He is also responsible for the salad of fresh greens, strawberries and pistachios,, and the broccoli cooked in a spicy peanut sauce. There is also pasta to be served under the ratatouille.
"Tell us this won't be the only time you cook for us, Jeffrey", says Francois., who has moved with his plate to the sofa where he is flanked by Chelsea and Sarah.
"I could live in this kitchen, Franky."
"That's Francois to you, young man."
"Okay, Mister Fancy Pants. Francois. And I do happen to be a decade older than you."
"What did you just call me?"
"Mr. Fancy Pants."
"Hey that works", says Carl with a mouthful of ratatouille.
"No it doesn't", says Francois. "and it better not stick..."
Thursday, 5 September 2024
The Peacock 1355
"And Chelsea, please forgive my dreadful manners. I am so sorry to hear about your grandmother."
"Thank you. It didn't really come as a surprise. She was 101."
"My, how very fortunate that she could enjoy such a long life."
"It's been a lot of stress for Chelsea", says Dorothy. "It was only three months ago that her mother passed away."
"How dreadful." And now I can tell that Carol is being genuine.
"She was in long term care with Alzheimer's", says Dorothy. "So, it didn't come exactly as a surprise." She says this all very flat and deadpan, as though she is not about to privilege anyone here with the sight or sound of her grieving.
"How very good that you two are going to live together."
"Well, we're pretty used to each other", says Chelsea.
"And I would say we have become quite fond of each other over the years", says Dorothy.
"And it works out well", says Chelsea "The house is all paid for, but there is the matter of property taxes, which run very high in this city. Dorothy, have you put up your house for sale, yet?"
"Just yesterday, but I expect some generous equity. We are going to be fine..."
Wednesday, 4 September 2024
The Peacock 1354
"I only started practicing again in the last couple of months."
"You do have a piano."
"A Steinway standup in my grandmother's basement."
"Is she nearby."
"She passed away recently. I have been getting her affairs in order, with the intention of putting her house up for sale, but I have decided to live there myself, since the place was bequeathed to me in her will."
"Where did your grandmother live?"
"Right next door", says Dorothy. "And it looks like I will be living with Cecilia."
"And you would be..."
"Her mother's widow", says Dorothy, with a very artfully concealed and rather wicked little grin.
"Oh, I do say..."
Tuesday, 3 September 2024
The Peacock 1353
"We had to disarm him and guard him with the bat while Carl helped Jesús get all his stuff. He wanted a month's rent from him that wasn't owed, especially since it was an illegal suite. But then he followed us in his SUV and tried to ram us.
We escaped, and he ran into a lamppost. A couple of hours later it was on the news that he died in the accident.
"But won't they want you as witnesses", says Carol.
"Apparently, from the news report, no foul play is suspected, plus his blood was full of alcohol."
"How sad. How very ugly and sad .Very tragic."
"So", say I, eager to change the subject, "you two have finally met".
"Yes", says Carol. "And I am so delighted to make your acquaintance again Chelsea And no I never forgot about you. I only regretted that I couldn't hear you play...
Monday, 2 September 2024
The Peacock 1352
"It had to be done", says Sarah.
"But, how much money did you spend on those cookies",
"that doesn't matter. Christopher was being obedient, and we should laud him for that."
"But i would have loved to have tried some", says George petulantly.
"Oh get over it, will you", says Francois. "We really have more important business to attend to."
"How are you, Jesús", asks Carol as he also brings a chair out from the dining room.
"Fine."
"You don't appear fine. What happened?"
Carl signals to Jesús with his eyes and a nod that it's okay to tell.
"I moved out of my apartment today, so I will be living here for a while."
"It was quite an adventure", says Carl. "His Ukrainian landlord was all set to bash his brains out with a baseball bat."
"It ended in tragedy", says Sarah...
Sunday, 1 September 2024
The Peacock 1351
"I guess the piñata will be our...dessert?" wonders George from the armchair.
"that should be interesting following our little THC adventure this afternoon", says Carl.
"I beg your pardon", says Carol. "Did you just happen to say THC adventure?"
"It was my fault", says Sarah. "We stopped at a new bakery café on Commercial where I thought I'd surprise everyone with some lovely oatmeal raisin and chocolate chip cookies. Well, we stayed in the café where we must have eaten half the cookies, all of us except for Christopher, and we got pretty ripped."
"You should have heard her sing", says Carl. "Sarah has the voice of an angel."
"Nicole, the server, sounded pretty good too", say I.
"by the way, the place is called Baked", says Carl, "So that should give you a clue about what's in the cookies.
"You were singing duets with the server", says George. "Where are those cookies. Are there any left?"
"I threw the rest of them in the garbage", say I.
"You what!"