Thursday 15 August 2024

The Peacock 1334

 Say I, "We think he might have been held hostage on the island with the kid."

"kid?  What kid?"

"The teenage Jesus."

"Teenage Jesus!  you must be having me on!"

"We just saw him a few minutes ago."

"I didn't see anyone", says Sarah.

"Neither did I.  nor Jesús", says Carl.  "But how else are we to explain the disappearance of the baseball bats and Jesus' key to that guy's apartment."

"what do you mean Teenage Jesus"  jesus was not a teenager."

"At one time he was", say I, "otherwise he would not have lived till he was thirty..."

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