Saturday 23 October 2021

The Peacock 319

 "Okay" says Sarah, no picking on ethnic minorities

"How about a lightbulb joke?" say I

Aaron replies, "How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb."

"How many?" says Sarah.

"Just two", he replies, with a wicked grin.

"You're cut off!" Carl says, laughing.

"How much beer did you have, anyway?" say I

"I'm a cheap drunk", says Aaron, smiling.  Then he says, "What´s black and white and red all over?"

"A newspaper?" says Sarah.

"A sunburned zebra", say I.

"A nun falling down a flight of stairs", says Carl

"ew, that's sick" says Sarah.

"You ain't heard nothin' yet, kiddo", says Carl.

Jesús is still smiling.

"a panda with scabies", says Carl

"Gross", says Sarah.

"A race riot", says Aaron.  "Or how about three nuns in a bar fight."

"A chess match with a sore loser", says Sarah.

"A penguin in a blender", says Carl, laughing again.

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